So the other day I was just minding my own business, satisfying my urge to listen to some tech metal with some help from The Dillinger Escape Plan (Myspace). Just doing my thing, when, out of nowhere, my trusty Winamp Media Library assaults me with the following in the bottom right-hand corner (photo evidence):

The Dillinger Escape Plan
The latest news from Ashlee Simpson
New Releases: Ashlee Simpson

Now I might be wrong, because I don’t follow Ashlee Simpson’s every move like that show on MTV did (I watched it a few times, I thought she was hot, then I came to my senses), but I don’t think Ashlee Simpson made the jump from auto-tuned pop star to headbanger. I don’t even think such a move is possible. I’m not even sure Ashlee Simpson knows who Dillinger is.